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We need Joomla module that show information from XML PAD file. It should read information about programs from XML PAD file,
and show name, version, screenshot, download button etc. in some area in main pagepage.
Module must have simple administration interface. In configuration screen adnministrator must have ability to:
- Select position of module
- Fields to display
- Select single XML file or directory with XML files
- Order and timeout of switching beetwen multiple XML files
Module shoul…
Work Load: FullTime
Estimated Duration: 1 week
Starting On: May 31, 2008
Posted On: May 31, 2008
ID: 968623
Category: Web Development > Web Programming
Skills: Joomla, PHP, MySQL, XML
Country: United States
Hours Billed: 0
I need 10 pages (including contact form) dynamic website for swimming pool installation company. Apart from this I have a 60 pages pdf brochure, i would like this in page flip style in flash.
Need small flash snippets on website to make it good looking.
I should be able to edit, delete, change, add content, images and add more web pages in future.
Thanks for looking into by project
Budget:
0.00
Starting On: May 31, 2008
Ending On:
Posted On: May 31, 2008
ID: 968622
Category: Web Development > Web Design
Skills: all web developing skills
Country: United Kingdom
Hours Billed: 0
Hello i need a person that is an expert on amazon listing for a pro amazon shop. Candidate must be able to load and create an excell sheet with the sizes and available quantity of each model. If you are an AMAZON expert let me know so i can give you more details of the job. This is a very simple task that will not take very long. thanks
Work Load: <10, AsNeeded
Estimated Duration: 1 week
Starting On: May 31, 2008
Posted On: May 31, 2008
ID: 968562
Category: Web Development > Website Project Management
Skills: amazon expert
Country: United States
Hours Billed: 0
We need help setting up a proxy cluster environment with Amazon E3 ASAP.
Candidate needs:
Strong Amazon EC3 & S3 skills and experience
Customize AMI
Reverse proxy setup using nginx
Set up load balancing or round robin DNS
Thanks.
Work Load: HalfTime
Estimated Duration: 1 week
Starting On: May 31, 2008
Posted On: May 31, 2008
ID: 968522
Category: Networking & Information Systems > Server Administration
Skills: amazon e3, e3
Country: Colombia
Hours Billed: 3
We are looking to create a web site with a web 2.0 style. By this I mean a webpage with emphasis on bold logos, strong colors, gradients, simple central layout. This is a simple 4 page site. Do not expect much graphics work though a basic logo will be required as well.
Example sites:
http://www.protolize.org/index.php
http://www.bigfilebox.com/
http://boo-box.com/site/en/
Please provide some examples. Thanks!
Work Load: FullTime
Estimated Duration: 1 week
Starting On: May 31, 2008
Posted On: May 31, 2008
ID: 968509
Category: Web Development > Web Design
Skills: CSS, Photoshop
Country: United States
Hours Billed: 14
We are a Dallas-based technical services firm looking for technical support agents for Windows XP Pro, Office 2003, and related application environments. Support will be provided by the perspective customer support agent remotely via secure internet communication. Perspective candidates should have prior customer support or service experience, strong personal communication skills, and possess a positive mental attitude and the desire to achieve excellence.
Work Load: FullTime
Estimated Duration: 104 weeks
Starting On: May 31, 2008
Posted On: May 31, 2008
ID: 968395
Category: Administrative Support > Other - Administrative Support
Country: United States
Hours Billed: 0
We have an existing website that runs on Apache Coccon and Wordpress - We have an immediate need for a pixel perfect cross platform CSS developer who can get it done with the exacting level of detail that we are looking for. Pixel Perfect.
SVN is already setup - and we can aid you with setting up Apache / Coccoon to unit test your CSS changes.
Be quick, proficient and agile.
Thanks.
Work Load: HalfTime
Estimated Duration: 4 weeks
Starting On: May 31, 2008
Posted On: May 31, 2008
ID: 968303
Category: Web Development > User Interface Design
Skills: CSS, HTML/DHTML
Country: United States
Hours Billed: 0
Looking for a experienced web-designer to create a simple but very professional looking website template for a poker related company. Only the layout needs to be completed, the back-end coding is done.
Work Load: FullTime
Estimated Duration: 1 week
Starting On: May 31, 2008
Posted On: May 31, 2008
ID: 968268
Category: Web Development > User Interface Design
Skills: HTML/DHTML, CSS
Country: Canada
Hours Billed: 0
* windows media centre plugins
1/ lighting control and the plan of the house, see attachments
2/ telephone calling
3/ voice control
4/ controllable from remote terminal, ie internet
All the hardware to the windows based installer program works 100 % for 1/
I would like a programm writing that I am the Owner and distributor, note thou once completed ALL extra work is at an extra cost, name discription outputs an…
Budget:
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Starting On: May 31, 2008
Ending On:
Posted On: May 31, 2008
ID: 968231
Category: Software Development > Software Plug-ins
Skills: EXPERIENCED WINDOWS MEDIA CENTRE PROGRAMMER, Talk straight either you can or can not programe, no time wasters
Country: Australia
Hours Billed: 0
In her recent interview with Nylon magazine, Lindsay Lohan and her friends were quoted reading about themselves from The Superficial.
She stands up, black fedora cocked to one side, and adopts a stern voice: “Lindsay Lohan has been out partying and drinking every night since she arrived in New York [a week earlier, from L.A. where she lives]. So, rehab didn’t work for her at all. What the hell was she doing in there? While everyone else was getting treated for addictions she was probably playing Hungry Hungry Hippos, clapping her hands excitedly, going ‘Look at the hippos eat! They’re so hungry!’”
Contorting in hysterics, Lohan pulls her knees up to her chest and buries her face in her oversize cashmere scarf. “I did checkers!” she exclaims, laughing. Once the hilarity has subsided, she sits up and looks over at Ronson, who is still chuckling to herself. “What else did they say about me?” she asks.
Ronson continues reading: “When one of the employees taps her on the shoulder to let her know a meeting is about to start, she orders a Cosmopolitan and takes a nap.” More giggles, and it’s beginning to feel like a slumber party in here. “See now that… It’s fine,” says Lohan. “I can totally laugh at myself.”
Sound familiar? It should, because it came from here. I don’t know if it was a one time deal or what, but there’s no reason Lindsay Lohan should be reading The Superficial. It’d be like a gang of pirates subscribing to the newsletter of their worst enemy: my fists.
A few more shots of Lindsay Lohan picking up some McDonald’s after the jump, and thanks to everybody that sent this in.
Tyra Banks dropped by The View and for some reason started grabbing Rosie O’Donnell’s breasts. Sure, it’s all fun and games when Tyra Banks does it, but when I do it suddenly I have to check in with a judge twice a week. Not that I’d ever grab Rosie O’Donnell’s breasts. Jesus, no. I’d rather put my hands in lava than on her chest.
Pamela Anderson was spotted on a Malibu beach wearing her old Baywatch bathing suit for a DirecTV commercial. There’s a “flotation device” joke to be made here, but I’m not entirely sure those things would float. One of her nipples is pointing at her face and the other is missing. I’m guessing her plastic surgeon moved it to her back. Judging by the way her breasts turned out, this guy went to medical school at 7-Eleven.
A few more of Pamela Anderson in her old C.J. outfit after the jump.

Hugh Grant was arrested last night after a photographer accused him of attacking him with a container of baked beans. The photographer says Grant kicked him and verbally abused him on Tuesday morning before throwing the beans at him.
The Metropolitan Police don’t identify suspects who haven’t been charged, but said a 46-year-old man was arrested Wednesday night on suspicion of assault and released on bail. No charges have been filed, police said.
That’s not an attack. An attack is getting punched in the throat by some crazy guy wielding nunchucks. No, this guy got free beans. Last I checked, an offering of free beans meant peace. See that expression on Hugh Grant’s face? It says: “Here, have some free beans. Let’s be friends.” They probably held hands afterwards and sang around a camp fire while taking turns farting.

Rapper Eve was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence last night after she crashed her gold Maserati on Hollywood Boulevard, hitting the center divider and totaling the front of her car. And because Hollywood is a very weird place, Sean Penn apparently went to go visit her at the station. Police sources say:
“He came to see how Eve was doing.” No word yet if Sean and Eve had been out together before her car accident.
Eve and Sean Penn? That’s a pretty weird combination. Sort of like Red Bull and Lucky Charms. Which is what I had for breakfast, and now I feel like I could fly to the moon with my arms. Prepare for takeoff! Vroooom!
What the fuck did they do to Jessica Alba? It’s like they couldn’t get her for the Fantastic Four photoshoot so they just drew her in. Only they got confused and used a picture of Denise Richards as reference. They could’ve put Chris Rock in there and it would’ve looked more like her.
Ali Larter (the blonde chick from Heroes) was spotted in LA yesterday ordering a drink form some place called Great Earth Vitamins. And judging by her expression it was mmm mmm good. What the hell did she order? Period blood? At least I know what she didn’t order: a sexy dreamboat. Otherwise she’d be carrying around a giant cup of me.
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