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PHP module for Joomla - oDesk

Saturday 31 May 2008 @ 9:58 am

We need Joomla module that show information from XML PAD file. It should read information about programs from XML PAD file,
and show name, version, screenshot, download button etc. in some area in main pagepage.

Module must have simple administration interface. In configuration screen adnministrator must have ability to:
- Select position of module
- Fields to display
- Select single XML file or directory with XML files
- Order and timeout of switching beetwen multiple XML files

Module shoul…

Work Load: FullTime

Estimated Duration: 1 week
Starting On: May 31, 2008

Posted On: May 31, 2008

ID: 968623

Category: Web Development > Web Programming

Skills: Joomla, PHP, MySQL, XML

Country: United States

Hours Billed: 0

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web designing with cms - oDesk

Saturday 31 May 2008 @ 9:58 am

I need 10 pages (including contact form) dynamic website for swimming pool installation company. Apart from this I have a 60 pages pdf brochure, i would like this in page flip style in flash.

Need small flash snippets on website to make it good looking.

I should be able to edit, delete, change, add content, images and add more web pages in future.

Thanks for looking into by project

Budget:
0.00

Starting On: May 31, 2008

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Posted On: May 31, 2008

ID: 968622

Category: Web Development > Web Design

Skills: all web developing skills

Country: United Kingdom

Hours Billed: 0

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amazon expert - oDesk

Saturday 31 May 2008 @ 9:58 am

Hello i need a person that is an expert on amazon listing for a pro amazon shop. Candidate must be able to load and create an excell sheet with the sizes and available quantity of each model. If you are an AMAZON expert let me know so i can give you more details of the job. This is a very simple task that will not take very long. thanks

Work Load: <10, AsNeeded

Estimated Duration: 1 week
Starting On: May 31, 2008

Posted On: May 31, 2008

ID: 968562

Category: Web Development > Website Project Management

Skills: amazon expert

Country: United States

Hours Billed: 0

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Amazon EC3 & S3 skills! ASAP - oDesk

Saturday 31 May 2008 @ 9:58 am

We need help setting up a proxy cluster environment with Amazon E3 ASAP.

Candidate needs:
Strong Amazon EC3 & S3 skills and experience
Customize AMI
Reverse proxy setup using nginx
Set up load balancing or round robin DNS

Thanks.

Work Load: HalfTime

Estimated Duration: 1 week
Starting On: May 31, 2008

Posted On: May 31, 2008

ID: 968522

Category: Networking & Information Systems > Server Administration

Skills: amazon e3, e3

Country: Colombia

Hours Billed: 3

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Web design work (2.0 style) - oDesk

Saturday 31 May 2008 @ 9:58 am

We are looking to create a web site with a web 2.0 style. By this I mean a webpage with emphasis on bold logos, strong colors, gradients, simple central layout. This is a simple 4 page site. Do not expect much graphics work though a basic logo will be required as well.

Example sites:
http://www.protolize.org/index.php
http://www.bigfilebox.com/
http://boo-box.com/site/en/

Please provide some examples. Thanks!

Work Load: FullTime

Estimated Duration: 1 week
Starting On: May 31, 2008

Posted On: May 31, 2008

ID: 968509

Category: Web Development > Web Design

Skills: CSS, Photoshop

Country: United States

Hours Billed: 14

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Customer Technical Support Agent - oDesk

Saturday 31 May 2008 @ 9:58 am

We are a Dallas-based technical services firm looking for technical support agents for Windows XP Pro, Office 2003, and related application environments. Support will be provided by the perspective customer support agent remotely via secure internet communication. Perspective candidates should have prior customer support or service experience, strong personal communication skills, and possess a positive mental attitude and the desire to achieve excellence.

Work Load: FullTime

Estimated Duration: 104 weeks
Starting On: May 31, 2008

Posted On: May 31, 2008

ID: 968395

Category: Administrative Support > Other - Administrative Support

Country: United States

Hours Billed: 0

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Cross Platform CSS - Pixel Perfect - oDesk

Saturday 31 May 2008 @ 9:58 am

We have an existing website that runs on Apache Coccon and Wordpress - We have an immediate need for a pixel perfect cross platform CSS developer who can get it done with the exacting level of detail that we are looking for. Pixel Perfect.

SVN is already setup - and we can aid you with setting up Apache / Coccoon to unit test your CSS changes.

Be quick, proficient and agile.

Thanks.

Work Load: HalfTime

Estimated Duration: 4 weeks
Starting On: May 31, 2008

Posted On: May 31, 2008

ID: 968303

Category: Web Development > User Interface Design

Skills: CSS, HTML/DHTML

Country: United States

Hours Billed: 0

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Web-Designer with Graphics Expertise - oDesk

Saturday 31 May 2008 @ 9:58 am

Looking for a experienced web-designer to create a simple but very professional looking website template for a poker related company. Only the layout needs to be completed, the back-end coding is done.

Work Load: FullTime

Estimated Duration: 1 week
Starting On: May 31, 2008

Posted On: May 31, 2008

ID: 968268

Category: Web Development > User Interface Design

Skills: HTML/DHTML, CSS

Country: Canada

Hours Billed: 0

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Windows media centre programming - oDesk

Saturday 31 May 2008 @ 9:58 am

* windows media centre plugins
1/ lighting control and the plan of the house, see attachments
2/ telephone calling
3/ voice control
4/ controllable from remote terminal, ie internet

All the hardware to the windows based installer program works 100 % for 1/

I would like a programm writing that I am the Owner and distributor, note thou once completed ALL extra work is at an extra cost, name discription outputs an…

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Starting On: May 31, 2008

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Posted On: May 31, 2008

ID: 968231

Category: Software Development > Software Plug-ins

Skills: EXPERIENCED WINDOWS MEDIA CENTRE PROGRAMMER, Talk straight either you can or can not programe, no time wasters

Country: Australia

Hours Billed: 0

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Lindsay Lohan reads something familiar

Sunday 29 April 2007 @ 3:05 pm

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In her recent interview with Nylon magazine, Lindsay Lohan and her friends were quoted reading about themselves from The Superficial.

She stands up, black fedora cocked to one side, and adopts a stern voice: “Lindsay Lohan has been out partying and drinking every night since she arrived in New York [a week earlier, from L.A. where she lives]. So, rehab didn’t work for her at all. What the hell was she doing in there? While everyone else was getting treated for addictions she was probably playing Hungry Hungry Hippos, clapping her hands excitedly, going ‘Look at the hippos eat! They’re so hungry!’”

Contorting in hysterics, Lohan pulls her knees up to her chest and buries her face in her oversize cashmere scarf. “I did checkers!” she exclaims, laughing. Once the hilarity has subsided, she sits up and looks over at Ronson, who is still chuckling to herself. “What else did they say about me?” she asks.

Ronson continues reading: “When one of the employees taps her on the shoulder to let her know a meeting is about to start, she orders a Cosmopolitan and takes a nap.” More giggles, and it’s beginning to feel like a slumber party in here. “See now that… It’s fine,” says Lohan. “I can totally laugh at myself.”

Sound familiar? It should, because it came from here. I don’t know if it was a one time deal or what, but there’s no reason Lindsay Lohan should be reading The Superficial. It’d be like a gang of pirates subscribing to the newsletter of their worst enemy: my fists.

A few more shots of Lindsay Lohan picking up some McDonald’s after the jump, and thanks to everybody that sent this in.

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Tyra Banks gropes Rosie O'Donnell

Sunday 29 April 2007 @ 3:04 pm

Tyra Banks dropped by The View and for some reason started grabbing Rosie O’Donnell’s breasts. Sure, it’s all fun and games when Tyra Banks does it, but when I do it suddenly I have to check in with a judge twice a week. Not that I’d ever grab Rosie O’Donnell’s breasts. Jesus, no. I’d rather put my hands in lava than on her chest.

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Pamela Anderson puts on Baywatch suit

Sunday 29 April 2007 @ 3:04 pm

Pamela Anderson was spotted on a Malibu beach wearing her old Baywatch bathing suit for a DirecTV commercial. There’s a “flotation device” joke to be made here, but I’m not entirely sure those things would float. One of her nipples is pointing at her face and the other is missing. I’m guessing her plastic surgeon moved it to her back. Judging by the way her breasts turned out, this guy went to medical school at 7-Eleven.

A few more of Pamela Anderson in her old C.J. outfit after the jump.

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Hugh Grant arrested for bean attack

Sunday 29 April 2007 @ 3:04 pm

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Hugh Grant was arrested last night after a photographer accused him of attacking him with a container of baked beans. The photographer says Grant kicked him and verbally abused him on Tuesday morning before throwing the beans at him.

The Metropolitan Police don’t identify suspects who haven’t been charged, but said a 46-year-old man was arrested Wednesday night on suspicion of assault and released on bail. No charges have been filed, police said.

That’s not an attack. An attack is getting punched in the throat by some crazy guy wielding nunchucks. No, this guy got free beans. Last I checked, an offering of free beans meant peace. See that expression on Hugh Grant’s face? It says: “Here, have some free beans. Let’s be friends.” They probably held hands afterwards and sang around a camp fire while taking turns farting.

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Eve arrested for DUI

Sunday 29 April 2007 @ 3:03 pm

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Rapper Eve was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence last night after she crashed her gold Maserati on Hollywood Boulevard, hitting the center divider and totaling the front of her car. And because Hollywood is a very weird place, Sean Penn apparently went to go visit her at the station. Police sources say:

“He came to see how Eve was doing.” No word yet if Sean and Eve had been out together before her car accident.

Eve and Sean Penn? That’s a pretty weird combination. Sort of like Red Bull and Lucky Charms. Which is what I had for breakfast, and now I feel like I could fly to the moon with my arms. Prepare for takeoff! Vroooom!

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Jessica Alba looks ridiculous

Sunday 29 April 2007 @ 3:02 pm

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What the fuck did they do to Jessica Alba? It’s like they couldn’t get her for the Fantastic Four photoshoot so they just drew her in. Only they got confused and used a picture of Denise Richards as reference. They could’ve put Chris Rock in there and it would’ve looked more like her.

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Ali Larter makes funny faces

Sunday 29 April 2007 @ 3:02 pm

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Ali Larter (the blonde chick from Heroes) was spotted in LA yesterday ordering a drink form some place called Great Earth Vitamins. And judging by her expression it was mmm mmm good. What the hell did she order? Period blood? At least I know what she didn’t order: a sexy dreamboat. Otherwise she’d be carrying around a giant cup of me.

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Intern (Summer) - Monsanto - Deforest, WI

Tuesday 24 April 2007 @ 12:10 pm

A student intern is being sought to assist with variety demonstration and screening trials. The intern will have the opportunity to learn cultural and… (From Monsanto)

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Summer Internship - MedImmune - Gaithersburg, MD

Tuesday 24 April 2007 @ 6:46 am

a report or presentation summarizing the results gathered during the internship period. Job Requirements 2nd or 3rd year undergraduate student in chemical… (From HotJobs)

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Summer Internship - Morris Land Conservancy - Boonton, NJ

Tuesday 24 April 2007 @ 4:26 am

Summer Internship Morris Land Conservancy Boonton, NJ US Internship Morris Land Conservancy is a non… resumes for a Summer Internship. Resumes are due by… (From SustainableBusiness.com)

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Summer Internship - The Hartford Financial Services Group - Farmington

Tuesday 24 April 2007 @ 3:06 am

job preview of daily underwriting functions WHAT ELSE CAN YOU TELL ME? Internship Opportunities are available in the following locations: Burlington, MA… (From HotJobs)

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FULL-Time Teen Reach Site Supervisor needed t - Olney, IL

Tuesday 24 April 2007 @ 2:27 am

FULL-Time Teen Reach Site Supervisor needed to organize and oversee student activities on a daily basis. It’s the place where Work and Recreation coincide… (From Olney Daily Mail)

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Laborer Summer Employment - Department Of Homeland Security - Kodiak, AK

Tuesday 24 April 2007 @ 1:49 am

Number: 07-0930-WTC-D1 Laborer, WG-3502-04 SUMMER EMPLOYMENT Salary Range: 17.51 - 19.27 USD Hourly Open… time position. SUMMER EMPLOYMENT. This is a temporary… (From Federal Government Jobs)

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Receptionist - Temporary - Aspirus - Marathon, WI

Monday 23 April 2007 @ 10:11 pm

Receptionist - Temporary Requisition Number : 551244 Location : Marathon, WI Marathon Clinic - Business Office FTE Status : Full Time 1.00 Temporary Position… (From Ihispano.com)

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Summer Camp Counselor - The Village Health Clubs & Spas - Phoenix, AZ

Monday 23 April 2007 @ 9:59 pm

is looking for Camp Counselors General responsibilites include: - Ensure the safety of all children in the Summer Camp Program. - Provide the highest possible… (From Jobing)

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Seasonal Laborer - City of Farmers Branch - Dallas, TX

Monday 23 April 2007 @ 9:35 pm

Job Description 2/3 PARK MAINT SEASONAL LABORER - $10.42/hr. 6:30am-2:30pm M-F. Submit apps to PO Box 819010, Farmers Branch, TX 75381 ASAP. EOE Trades - The… (From Ihispano.com)

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Temporary Storeperson - Air New Zealand - US

Monday 23 April 2007 @ 9:04 pm

Job Description Temporary Storeperson Category… Job Type: Temporary Duration: N/A Start Date: ASAP Open To: Residents ONLY Details: Temporary Storeperson… (From Ihispano.com)

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Freelance Copywriter - Xacti - College Station

Monday 23 April 2007 @ 7:21 pm

Job Description: Freelance Copywriter Reporting to… Two years minimum writing experience; online and/or business writing preferred Proven experience… (From HotJobs)

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WORK AT HOME!!!! - PROCARD INTERNATIONAL - US

Monday 23 April 2007 @ 3:38 pm

.Tired of Work At Home Scams? Easy job, no investement, just go to the following web page : www.procardinternational, ad the following acces code: ErikaJ4902 and… (From postjobfree.com)

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Summer Intern - RR Donnelley - Irving, TX

Monday 23 April 2007 @ 3:12 pm

managing the entire loan process, OfficeTiger has the answer. We are looking for an Summer Internship in Commercial Underwriting for our office in Dallas. Roles… (From RR Donnelley)

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Carpenter A Temporary - Harrah’s Entertainment - Atlantic City, NJ

Monday 23 April 2007 @ 2:15 pm

Understands and responds to internal customers needs. Communicates in a friendly, respectful and understandable manner. Politely gives consistent, timely and… (From Harrah’s Entertainment)

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